let it be known...this man...just called....me fat....

i am not even kidding. i feel like larry when BOB called him fat at lunch...and he walked around saying "let it be known...he just called...me fat..." to all the other tables...lol good times...

but here is the conversation i had with emilys ex boyfriend josh last night. all i wanted to know in the beginning was whether emily and him were going back out or not, but he wudnt give me a strait answer so it pissed me off....




GhanosBaenre: This world of people does care as I consistently provide useful contributions to society unlike most of the wastes of organic matter on this planet
GhanosBaenre: My innovative thoughts and theories are widespread and helped and affected many
Angel Cakes2713: oh yeah, they care so much in fact that youd be willing to commit suicide several times and fail horribly, how i dont know
GhanosBaenre: In english please?
Angel Cakes2713: meaning nobody cares and you know it thats why youre so "depressed" and in constant need of reassurance all the time
GhanosBaenre: Who's depressed?

GhanosBaenre: And who needs reassurance?
GhanosBaenre: A man so capable as myself doesn't need much of anything
Angel Cakes2713: except a toothbrush
GhanosBaenre: no not really
GhanosBaenre: though if we really want to get on cosmetics
GhanosBaenre: You need to hear of a tweezer
GhanosBaenre: pluck your eyebrows
GhanosBaenre: lose a little bit of weight in your stomach
GhanosBaenre: gain some weight in other areas to make you more shapely
GhanosBaenre: work out just a tad
GhanosBaenre: and fix the quality of your skin
Angel Cakes2713: how about i work out by punching you in the goddam face
GhanosBaenre: Well that would work out except for I have these women that are very over protective
GhanosBaenre: The last person to try that got stabbed
Angel Cakes2713: oh yeah? im so fucking scared...i will gut them like a fucking fish if they so much as touch me
GhanosBaenre: mmhm of course i'm sure you would
GhanosBaenre: you suburban folk are all beginning to sound the same
Angel Cakes2713: youre so much of a man that doesnt need anything that you need to rely on women to protect you
Angel Cakes2713: and you city trash are starting to get on our nerves
GhanosBaenre: Why would I waste my time on some upstart
GhanosBaenre: Let's see i have more money then all of you "suburbans" combined
GhanosBaenre: News flash that you and emily don't know
GhanosBaenre: I'm rich
Angel Cakes2713: i am so sure you do, thats why you live in the city right?
GhanosBaenre: My father has over a million dollars in the bank
Angel Cakes2713: uh huh
GhanosBaenre: I don't know when living in a backward suburb with no access to "high" fashion and the latest technology qualified as being "better"
GhanosBaenre: You have a few private owned shops by ignorant aging non-rich
Angel Cakes2713: well when nobodys getting shot or selling drugs on the damn streetcorner...
Angel Cakes2713: i think id want to live here
Angel Cakes2713: actually i dont...
Angel Cakes2713: thanks
GhanosBaenre: You do realize i live in a suite on a 30 floor building right?
Angel Cakes2713: you do relize i dont give a fuck?
GhanosBaenre: Well your statement of people getting shot or selling drugs are not currect
Angel Cakes2713: oh yeah...theyre so not
GhanosBaenre: Your neighborhood was like 7th heaven crawled off the bad ratings system and came to life
GhanosBaenre: Before you believe everything you hear you should actually try learning things for yourself
Angel Cakes2713: uhh
Angel Cakes2713: no
Angel Cakes2713: you should get a fucking reality check hun
GhanosBaenre: lol coming from a girl who's reality is defined by what people tell her
GhanosBaenre: so very original
GhanosBaenre: It's irony strikes me
Angel Cakes2713: i know that a fucking 2 by 4 is going to strike you if you dont cut it out
GhanosBaenre: *sigh* rachie rachie rachie..
GhanosBaenre: Calm down life is not that aggrivating
Angel Cakes2713: no but you are
GhanosBaenre: Your the one making statements I'm only adding my thoughts to it.
GhanosBaenre: If you didn't want me to comment to your thoughts you should not share them with me.
GhanosBaenre: Well since I upset you so I'm afraid i'm going to have to stop talking to you for now
Angel Cakes2713: you shouldnt have been a bitch to begin with buddy
GhanosBaenre: Have a good night dear
Angel Cakes2713: i hope you die
Angel Cakes2713: i hope you get shot on your fucking streetcorner while thinking that the city is the perfect place to be
GhanosBaenre: *smiles* and a good eve to you too
GhanosBaenre: Oh and dear?
GhanosBaenre: I'm not going out with Emily.
Angel Cakes2713: i dont give a fuck who youre going out with
GhanosBaenre signed off at 10:34:50 PM.


does this make any sense at all? has this kid watched the news lately? well, apparently NOT. and if this kid was intelligent at all he wudve insulted me about larry and my "emotional problems" which probably wudve actually gotten to me. the whole eyebrows thing...it didnt rly work, i get it too much. i hear it too often and he should know this.
but hey.

I GOT CALLED FAT BY AN UGLY, FAT, HAIRY ASSHOLE.
awesome.
just what i always wanted...
keep ya posted fuckers
~Rach~